I *WAS* Just Scanning The Horizon
I *WAS* Just Scanning The Horizon

This brick of spaghetti has been on my mind all day. I want a brick of spaghetti.

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First a single brick. Then a pallet of bricks. Then a whole fucking house made of spaghetti bricks.

But what kind of sauce is appropriate for bricked noodles? How would you sauce an entire house? A different sauce in every room though, right? You can’t sauce an entire atomic ranch with the same sauce. That would be weird. Wouldn’t it?

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Life, so many Tough Questions.

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